if only i could text you this smell
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
