is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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