well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Four minutes until I can fart!
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Randomize
