found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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