That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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