What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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