Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Let's get the cat blown out
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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