he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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