You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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