we're blogging at a bar
from now on my penis is your penis
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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