508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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