like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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