I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize