czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
