Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Never underestimate the power of titties
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