singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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