I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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