I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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