i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
she looked like the before picture.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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