I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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