4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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