Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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