I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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