I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My vagina just clenched in fear
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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