My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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