This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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