every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
tonight lets celebrate not being married
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
