I never want to see another naked old woman again.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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