My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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