if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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