I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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