HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Randomize