She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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