Me. At least after what I've been through.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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