dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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