Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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