I must be too annoying 4 u.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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