I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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