if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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