I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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