Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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