People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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