...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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