I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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