Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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