My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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