can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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