I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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