Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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