Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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