More tranny stories later!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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