Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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