Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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