Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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