Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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