Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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