Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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